NEWS: Wiener-mobile Is Stolen!

Oh my god! How did no one jump on to this topic harder? This story has got to be one of the most interesting and funniest things I have ever heard of. Apparently, a highway patrol officer in Arizona pulled over the giant hot-dog shaped vehicle for slowing traffic in a construction zone, and when he ran the "Y-U-M-M-Y" license plates, they came up stolen. However, the driver of the vehicle was an employee of Oscar Meyer and was authorized to be driving. There seems to be some discrepancy in the belief that just the plates were stolen that Oscar Meyer has yet to clear up. On a story like this, there simply should have been more coverage for comic relief, if nothing else. I know you guys have some comments for this kind of story!